I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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