fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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