You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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