Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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