i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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