You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
