me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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