Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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