they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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