margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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