My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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