youre lurking in front of me
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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