Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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