i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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