i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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