No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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