Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
