I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
