Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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