There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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