Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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