Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
