Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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