my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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