i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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