He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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