drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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