Its about making memories worth repressing
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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