last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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