I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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