im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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