i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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