I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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