Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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