I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
you would pick up someone in the library
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just want nice things and good sex
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
