Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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