their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
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