Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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