shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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