Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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