Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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