forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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