Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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