even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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