Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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