Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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