Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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