My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I love you.
Bad choice
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