What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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