Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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