Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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