On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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